Linda Llama - The Truth Revealed

For those of you who have been following the Adventures of Linda Llama, I must inform you that there is somewhat of a scandal here on Pine Hill because it has come to light that Linda is NOT who we all thought.  Yes, friends, Linda is an imposter.  The neighbors are all whispering, there is some embarrassment to be admitted, some of the more crass citizens are actually snickering.  So I feel it’s just best to come right out and tell you, put the rumors aside, and start fresh with a clean slate.

As you may remember, at some point last year Linda’s mate met with an untimely death and she has had no friends or loved ones other than a bunch of cows and a couple of donkeys since then.  But a few weeks ago I brought you the news that Linda had some new companions, Dolly  Llama and her little daughter Molly along with a new male to be gradually introduced to Linda.  Linda finally discovered the new llamas and started hanging around in the area where they were corraled.  Eventually Dolly and Molly were turned out of their enclosure so they could roam the farm to their hearts’ content and mingle with the other animals.  But one day Mrs. Powers That Be happened to notice some very strange activity between Linda and Dolly.  That’s when the cat got let out of the bag, for, you see, Linda is NOT a female!  Here all along we thought “she” was just a cute little girly-girl when in reality she should have been named Larry !  Yep, you got it.  Linda is a cross-dresser and has been dressing in girl llama fur and fooling us all!  So now instead of writing about how pretty Linda is I guess I’ll be telling you how handsome Larry is.  I know this is a shock to you all, but we must go on. 

I still have yet to introduce you to the new boy on the block.  The Powers That Be are thinking they’re a little heavy in the boy llama department right now so we’ll have to see what develops in the future!